This was written by
a pastor's wife in biblical prose as a commentary of current events. It is
And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity
that the people of the
landCalled America ,
having lost their morals, their
and theirWill to defend their liberties,
chose as their Supreme Leader
that Person known as "The One."
He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning;
but HeHypnotized the people telling them,
"I am sent to save you."
My lackOf experience, my questionable
ethics, my monstrous ego,
and myAssociation with evil doers are of
I shall save youWith hope and Change.
Go, therefore, and proclaim
that he who proceeded me is evil,
that he has defiled the
nation, And that all he has built must be destroyed.
And the people rejoiced, For even
though they knew not what "The One" would do,
he had promisedThat it was good; and they believed.
And "The One" said
" We live inThe greatest country in the world.
Help me change everything about
it!" And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!" Then He said, "We
are going to tax the rich fat-cats."
And thePeople said "Sock it to them!"
"And redistribute their wealth."
AndThe people said, "Show us the
And the he said,
"Redistribution of wealth is good
And Joe the plumber asked, " Are you kidding me?
You're going toSteal my money and give it to the
And "The One"Ridiculed and taunted him,
and Joe's personal records were
hacked and publicized. One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?"
And she wasBanished from the kingdom.
Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience
and Having zero military experience or knowledge,
how will you deal with Radical
And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall
sit with Them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are;
and they Will forget that they ever
wanted to kill us all!" And the people Said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at
and we can beat our weapons Into
free cars for the people!"
Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."
And one, Lone voice said, "But 40%
of us don't pay ANY taxes.
" So "The One" Said, "Then I shall
give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!" And the people said,
"Hallelujah! Show us the money!" Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your
Capital Gains when you sell Your homes!"
And the people yawned and the
slumping housing market Collapsed.
And He said. "I shall mandate
employer-funded health care For every worker and raise the minimum wage.
And I shall give every Person
unlimited healthcare and medicine
and transportation to the Clinics."
(And no Muslim shall pay for their
share of healthcare.)
And the people said, "Give me some
of that!" Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs
overseas." And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
Then "The One" said,
"I shall bankrupt the coal industry
and Electricity rates will skyrocket!"
And the people said, "Coal is Dirty,
coal is evil, no more coal!
But we don't care for that part
About higher electric rates.
"So "The One" said, Not to worry.
If Your rebate isn't enough to cover
your expenses, we shall bail you out. Just sign up with the ACORN and you
troubles are over!" Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and
Let's Grant them amnesty, Social
Security, free education, free lunches, Free medical care, bilingual signs
and guaranteed housing...
" And The people said, "Hallelujah!"
and they made him king!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs
And Ever-higher taxes, raised their
prices and laid off workers.
Others Simply gave up and went out
and the economy sank like unto A
rock dropped from a cliff.
The bank banking industry was
Manufacturing slowed to a Crawl.
And more of the people were without a
means of support. Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah –
and I'm here To save you!
We shall just print more money so
everyone will have Enough!"
But our foreign trading partners
said unto Him.
"Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not
worth a pile of camel dung!
You will have to pay more...
And "The One" said, "Wait a minute.
That is unfair!!"
And the world said, "Neither are
these other idiotic programs you have embraced.
Lo, you have become a Socialist
state and a second-rate power.
Now you shall play by our
rules!" And the people cried out,
"Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
But yea, verily, it was too late.
The people set upon The One
and spat upon him and stoned him, and his name was dung.
And the once mighty nation was no more;
and the once proud people were without sustenance or
shelter or hope.
And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a
that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed
all that they had built.
And the people beat their
chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "give us back our nation and our
pride and our hope!!"
But it was too late, and their homeland was no
You may think this a fairy
tale, but it's not. It's happening RIGHT NOW
THIS really tells it like it is.
After reading it -- and before you
go into the bathroom to throw-up –
forward it to your friends and those
you know who care about our country
and what is happening to it under
the rule of Commissar Obamanation.
P.S. -- Yeah, this is
too true to be funny..
Tragic, but not funny; Tragic but
IF YOU CAN'T SEE THIS HAPPENING....
JUST RUB YOUR EYES AND BLINK A FEW
MORE TIMES REALLY GOOD.