Posted by Bh
A PILOT'S STORY
Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The princess said, "No!"
And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and banged skinny long-legged big-titted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold spam, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up........
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