Thursday, August 15, 2013

JEFF FOXWORTHY ON MUSLIMS

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Subject: JEFF FOXWORTHY ON MUSLIMS
 
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims  Funny that its o.k. to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, 
Jews, Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish etc etc,. . . . but  it's insensitive
to make jokes about  Muslims. The sooner we are all on same level playing field, the better.
 
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a  Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a  Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.

4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand

but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a  Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a  Muslim

6. If you can't  think of anyone
you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a  Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous

but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a  Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a  Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a  Muslim.



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