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Experts Warn Congress: EMP Attack On US Power Grid Could Lead to “Catastrophic Civilian Casualties”

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BY Mac Slavo

Within seconds every electronically powered device we’ve come to use in our interconnected world would be rendered useless. <a href=
There are few things that could revert our modern day civilization back to the Stone Age. Most of them are naturally occurring events such as a massive asteroid impact, a global Tsunami, or a super volcano. But as far as man-made events go, an electro-magnetic pulse (EMP) attack on our national power grid would be so devastating that, according to a panel of experts who addressed Congressional members on Capitol Hill this week, a nuclear strike would pale in comparison.
Such an event could originate from our sun as a powerful solar discharge or in the form of what experts call a Super EMP bomb, a device currently being tested by China, Russia and North Korea that’s capable of deploying a nuclear warhead-tipped ballistic missile several hundred miles over the continental United States. It’s a line-of-sight technology, meaning that if it’s detonated above the central U.S. the electro-magnetic burst from the detonation could reach from coast to coast, destroying electronic components and utility company transformers along the way.

Cell phones, GPS systems, residential electricity lines, and even the electrical ignition systems in cars would no longer function."  Within seconds every electronically powered device we’ve come to use in our interconnected world would be rendered useless. Cell phones, GPS systems, residential electricity lines, and even the electrical ignition systems in cars would no longer function.
“Some would say it’s low probability, but the damage that could be caused in the event of an EMP attack, both by the sun, a solar event, or a man-made attack, would be catastrophic,” said Rep. Michael McCaul (R-TX) at a hearing of the Homeland Security Committee’s Subcommittee on Cybersecurity, Infrastructure Protection, and Security Technologies. ”We talk a lot about a nuclear bomb in Manhattan, and cybersecurity threat to the power grid in the Northeast, and all of these things would actually probably pale in comparison to the devastation that an EMP attack could perpetrate on Americans.”
As noted by The Washington Free Beacon, Congressional members are so worried about such a possibility that they are feverishly working to pass legislation that would implement new protective measures across the national power grid.
Failure to take action now, says Representative Frant Trent (R-AZ), could lead to “catastrophic civilian casualties.”
“Every single facet of modern human life would be crippled by such an event.”
“It strikes at my very core when I think of the men, women, and children in cities and rural towns across America with a possibility of no access to food, water, or transportation.”
“In a matter of weeks or months at most, a worst-case scenario could bring devastation beyond imagination.”
“The civilian grid, in my judgment, is very vulnerable.”
“Some of the largest transformers, the very largest ones, have an inherent resistance to all but the more intense electromagnetic pulses. But the fact is, we have enough of those mid-range transformers where a major event would be catastrophic.”
Former Congressman Roscoe Bartlett takes the threat so seriously that he has urged Americans with the ability to do so to move out of major cities, citing the fact that electrical transformers are now built outside of the United States and require a manufacturing lead time of anywhere from 18 to 36 months. Should a cascading surge happen across the U.S. power grid all at once it would be impossible for utility companies to restore electricity services in any reasonable amount of time.
Preparedness expert Tess Pennington of Ready Nutrition says that while government is ready to keep their essential operations online, the rest of us will be left to fend for ourselves. Many are following in the footsteps of Roscoe Bartlett in anticipation of an eventual “down-grid” scenario:
Some have seen this problem coming for a long time and changed their entire way of life by going off-grid. They have found alternative sources such as solar, wind and diesel to power their homes and machinery. A majority of us, who have not gone off-grid, are making a concerted effort to avoid dependence on this ailing infrastructure and preparing for life without it.
It may sound improbable, but last year at a hearing on national security, Congresswoman Yvette Clark (D-NY) laid to rest the notion that a nationwide EMP event is nothing to be concerned about.
“The likelihood of a severe geo-magnetic event capable of crippling our electric grid is 100%,” she warned.
Thus, according to the experts and the Congressional members who have been made aware of the threat, this is going to happen at some point in our future. The only question is whether it comes in the form of a natural disaster or a man-made attack. Either way, as highlighted by the Center for Security Policy, within one year some 9 out of 10 Americans would be dead.
“Within a year of that attack, nine out of 10 Americans would be dead, because we can’t support a population of the present size in urban centers and the like without electricity,” said Frank Gaffney, president of the Center for Security Policy.
There is no contingency plan to save the civilian population because emergency management personnel simply wouldn’t have the man power or supplies to provide food, water and security for 300 million Americans who will have lost access to life’s most basic necessities.
Until the entire national power infrastructure has been shielded against the threat of an EMP attack, the only option for civilians should it strike is to bunker down and hope you’ve got the supplies to survive in an off-grid situation for an extended period of time.
Help won’t be coming in the aftermath because the entire system will be overwhelmed.
Prevention through hardening our grid is the only long-term solution.

Read more at http://freedomoutpost.com/2014/05/experts-warn-congress-emp-attack-us-power-grid-lead-catastrophic-civilian-casualties/#FjAhEdPS5518uH0B.99

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Late this week Russian President Vladimir Putin oversaw a military exercise involving Russia's nuclear forces. At least threes intercontinental ballistic missiles were reported to have been launched, including two from submarines in the Northern and Pacific fleets and the third from the Plesetsk launch site in northwestern Russia which successfully flew to target on the Kura testing range on the Kamchatka peninsula nine time zones away.
The exercises are reported to have involved all branches of the Russian military. Russian news wires said that the exercises simulated dealing a massive retaliatory nuclear strike in response to an enemy attack.
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Despite repeated Russian claims that forces having been pulled back from the Ukrainian border, late this week the U.S. Mission to NATO published satellite imagery showing the opposite is true.
Under the auspices of joint training exercises NATO continues to move troops and the machines of war into Baltic member states, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania and Poland. Social media outlets were on fire this week with reports, photos and videos of armored vehicles being transported by train across several NATO member states.
U.S. Air Force General Philip M. Breedlove, Supreme Allied Commander, Europe this week stated that NATO will have to consider permanently stationing troops in parts of Eastern Europe as a result of the increased tension between Russia and Ukraine.
Additionally, NATO announced this week that they have sent advisers to Ukraine to work with authorities on improving the safety and integrity of nuclear power plants, gas pipelines and other critical infrastructure amidst the growing violence and chances of direct armed conflict with Russia. Ukraine has 15 nuclear power reactors in operation, accounting for nearly 44 percent of the nation's electricity production.
Radioactive Materials Seized at Border
Ukraine's State Security Service is reporting the seizure of approximately 1.5 kilos of a radioactive substance (possibly Uranium-235) from a foreign-registered automobile driven by Russian citizens.
The security service says that based on information acquired during the investigation they have not excluded the possibility that the group in possession of the material intended to create a radioactive "dirty bomb" to be used to further destabilize the socio-political situation in the country. (Original article in Russian / English Translation).
NOTE: As pointed out here, U-235 would make for a pretty weak dirty bomb given the long decay rate, though the panic such a device would likely cause could be profound, particularly given Ukraine's tragic experience with the reactor accident at Chernobyl (only 75 miles from KIev).
Sanctions Having No Impact
The U.S. Senate is growing increasingly impatient with the Obama Admin's response to the crisis in Ukraine and are calling for a increased military reinforcements of NATO member states in central and Eastern Europe as well as implementation of much more severe sanctions on Russia.
According to Bob Corker, the ranking Republican on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, measures targeting Russian President Vladimir Putin’s inner circle have had zero impact on Moscow.
“Since the sanctions went in place last Monday, the [Russian] stock market has risen almost 4 percent. They [Russians] are laughing it off. It has no effect whatsoever on Russia’s behavior.”
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On Friday of this week the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty Organization, which operates a global network of more than 300 stations designed to pick up seismic, radionuclide, infrasound and hydroacoustic signals, stated their network is up, running and ready to detect signs of any new underground atomic explosion conducted by N. Korea.

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AMERICAN AIRLINES PILOT: "YOU WORRY ME" ?

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AMERICAN AIRLINES PILOT
SPEAKS HIS MIND
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No name calling, no hatred, no political agenda.
CANADIAN COMMENT APPEARS AT THE END OF THE ARTICLE AND IS MEANINGFUL.
THERE IS ALSO SOME RECENTLY ADDED BRITISH COMMENT.    
This pilot hit the nail right on the head in his open letter. A newspaper stated that some Muslim doctor is saying we are profiling him because he has been checked three times while getting on an airplane. The following is a letter from a pilot. This well- spoken man, who is a pilot with American Airlines, says what is in his heart, beautifully.
 
YOU WORRY ME! By Captain John Maniscalco, American Airlines Pilot  I've been trying to say this since 911, but you worry me. I wish you didn't. I wish when I walked down the streets of this country that I love, that your colour and culture still blended with the beautiful human landscape we enjoy in this country. But you don't blend in anymore. I notice you, and it worries me.

I notice you because I can't help it anymore. People from your homelands, professing to be Muslims, have been attacking and killing my fellow citizens and our friends for more than 20 years now. I don't fully understand their grievances and hate, but I know that nothing can justify the inhumanity of their attacks.

On September 11, ARAB-MUSLIMS hijacked four jetliners in my country. They cut the throats of women in front of children and brutally stabbed to death others. They took control of those planes and crashed them into buildings, killing thousands of proud fathers, loving sons, wise grandparents, elegant daughters, best friends, favorite coaches, fearless public servants, and children's mothers.

 
The Palestinians celebrated, the Iraqis were overjoyed as was most of the Arab world. So, I notice you now. I don't want to be worried. I don't want to be consumed by the same rage, hate and prejudice that has destroyed the soul of these terrorists.  But I need your help. As a rational American, trying to protect my country and family in an irrational and unsafe world, I must know how to tell the difference between you, and the Arab/Muslim terrorist.

How do I differentiate between the true Arab/Muslim Americans and the Arab/Muslim terrorists in our communities who are attending our schools, enjoying our parks, and living in OUR communities under the protection of OUR constitution, while they plot the next attack that will slaughter MORE of the same good neighbors and children?

The events of September 11 changed the answer.. It is not MY responsibility to determine which of you embraces our great country, with ALL of its religions, with ALL of its different citizens, with all of its faults. It is time for every Arab/Muslim in this country to determine it for me.


 
I want to know, I DEMAND to know and I have a right to know, whether or not you love America ..... Do you pledge allegiance to its flag? Do you proudly display it in front of your house, or on your car? Do you pray in your many daily prayers that Allah will bless this nation; that He will protect it and let it prosper? Or do you pray that Allah will destroy it in one of your Jihads? Are you thankful for the freedom that this nation affords? A freedom that was paid for by the blood of hundreds of thousands of patriots who gave their lives for this country? Are you willing to preserve this freedom by also paying the ultimate sacrifice? Do you love America?? If this is your commitment, then I need YOU to start letting ME know about it

Your Muslim leaders in this nation should be flooding the media at this time with hard facts on your faith, and what hard actions YOU are taking as a community and as a religion to protect the United States of America. Please, no more benign overtures of regret for the death of the innocent, because I worry about who you regard as innocent.... No more benign overtures of condemnation for the unprovoked attacks, because I worry about what is unprovoked to you. I am not interested in any more sympathy; I am interested only in action. What will you do for America - our great country - at this time of crisis, at this time of war?

I want to see Arab-Muslims waving the AMERICAN flag in the streets. I want to hear you chanting 'Allah Bless America'. I want to see young Arab/Muslim men enlisting in the military. I want to see a commitment of money, time and emotion to the victims of this butchering and to this nation as a whole.

The FBI has a list of over 400 people they want to talk to regarding the WTC  attack. Many of these people live and socialize right now in Muslim communities. You know them. You know where they are. Hand them over to us, NOW! But I have seen little even approaching this sort of action. Instead I have seen an already closed and secretive community close even tighter. You have disappeared from the  streets. You have posted armed security guards at your facilities. You have threatened lawsuits. You have screamed for protection from reprisals.

The very few Arab/Muslim representatives that HAVE appeared in the media were defensive and equivocating. They seemed more concerned with making sure that the United States proves who was responsible before taking action. They seemed more concerned with protecting their fellow Muslims from violence directed towards them in the United States and abroad than they did with supporting our country and denouncing 'leaders' like Khadafi, Hussein, Farrakhan, and Arafat.

IF the true teachings of Islam proclaim tolerance and peace and love for all people, then I want chapter and  verse from the Koran and statements from popular Muslim leaders to back it up. What good is it if the teachings in the Koran are good, pure, and  true, when your 'leaders' ARE teaching fanatical interpretations, terrorism, and intolerance? It matters little how good Islam SHOULD BE if huge numbers of the world's Muslims interpret the teachings of Mohammed incorrectly and adhere to a degenerative form of the religion. A form that has been demonstrated to us over and over again. A form whose structure is built upon a foundation of violence, death, and suicide. A form whose members are recruited from the prisons around the world. A form whose members (some as young as five years old) are seen day after day, week in and week out, year after year, marching in the streets around the world, burning effigies of our presidents, burning the American flag, shooting weapons into the air. A form whose members convert from a peaceful religion, only to take up arms against the great United States of America, the country of their birth. A form whose rules are so twisted, that their traveling members refuse to show their faces at airport security checkpoints, in the name of Islam.

We will NEVER allow the attacks of September 11, or any others for that matter, to take away that which is so precious to us -- our rights under the greatest constitution in the world. I want to know where every Arab Muslim in this country stands and I think it is my right and the right of every true citizen of this country to DEMAND it. A right paid for by the blood of thousands of my brothers and sisters who died protecting the very constitution that is protecting you and your family.


 
I am pleading with you to let me know. I want you here as my brother, my neighbor, my friend, as a fellow American...... But there can be no grey areas or ambivalence regarding your allegiance, and it is up to YOU, to  show ME, where YOU stand. Until then, "YOU  WORRY ME!"
CANADIAN  COMMENTS: 
I  totally agree with this sentiment. I hope you will forget all about the 'political  correctness' mandate we've had rammed down our throats, and see if this doesn't ring true in your heart and mind. For Canada, with all the multiculturalism we've been told is so important....why should we not, as Canadians, expect that the millions of new people immigrating to our country will show their love for our country, their allegiance to our country, their willingness to obey the laws of our country, and acceptance that we are a Christian country? Just because they are able to enjoy exercising their own religion, they should NOT expect us to be ashamed of ours. They knew Canada< /st1:country-region> was a Christian country when they came here. Why are we erasing Christianity because immigrants who are unwilling to adopt our way of life expect us to? There is just too much insanity in the world, and we have to start taking a stand.
I hope you will forward this, so that others will feel they are not alone if they are starting to feel the same.


 
BRITISH COMMENTS: 

 At last a clear non-racist example of the concerns that the vast majority of our Nations population probably share. The pilot's letter encapsulates all that is fair and just about national pride and protection of one's national culture. I fear it may be too late here in UK, BUT we too want our country back in the form that attracted all these different cultures to come here in the first place!! In all our conversations with a wide range of friends and acquaintances we have not met one that disagrees with our own views. If only we all had the courage of our convictions to pass this on, it is a statement that should be accepted as the heart-felt feelings of someone with honest commendable national pride.
 

 
Australian Comment:  

 Best email I have had in years it needs to be in every paper every day until we get some answers.


Shocking Allegations: Was Loretta Fuddy Paid Off To Cover For Obama?

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DOUG VOGT

In the months since her suspicious death in a plane crash off the coast of Hawaii, rumors have swirled that the state’s former public health director was somehow killed due to her involvement in authenticating Barack Obama’s certificate of live birth.
While those theories were largely dismissed as the ramblings of so-called “birthers,” recent reports have shed light on what some feel is another piece in convoluted puzzle surrounding Loretta Fuddy’s death.
Precisely one week prior to the plane crash from which every passenger except Fuddy escaped largely unscathed, a man who has compiled a list of discrepancies in Obama’s birth certificate story appeared on a radio program to discuss his findings.
Shortly after her death, Doug Vogt appeared on a different radio program to expose what he claims is proof – found in released portions of a sealed affidavit filed in Washington State – that Fuddy was paid to present a forged documentation of Obama’s birth. The relevant information, he explained, came from her financial records for 2011 – the same year she authenticated the certificate.
Documents show she made less than $100,000 that year, Vogt claimed; however, she reportedly paid off much more debt than such an income would realistically allow.
The former accountant said he calculated Fuddy, after paying off as much as $76,000 in debt, “was short no less than $50,000 to $75,000 dollars.”
He said she “couldn’t account for that amount of money; so, somehow she got an additional at least that much money to draw down her mortgage and the other things.”
Taking his assertions even further, Vogt suggested someone leaked this information to an Obama administration source who crafted the plane crash as a way to cover up the involvement.
He explained that the plane, which could have been sabotaged, went down in a location with spotty radio reception and in deep, choppy water.
“So the chances of recovering the engine and the plane were close to nil,” he concluded.
Had another plane in the area not noticed the crash, he determined, news of the event could have remained suppressed until much later.

Read more at http://www.westernjournalism.com/shocking-allegations-loretta-fuddy-paid-cover-obama/#Clso5y4ZvKaxlUOg.99

Andrew Klavan: The Debate is Over

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Friday, May 9, 2014

HEY GOD, IT'S NOAH, CAN WE TALK FOR A LITTLE ? I GOT A COUPLE OF PROBLEMS HERE ?

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NOAH TODAY

In the year 201
4, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Oregon and said:
"Once again, the earth has become evil
and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: "You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no
Ark. "Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"
 Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed."
"I needed a Building Permit."


"I've been arguing with the Boat Inspector
about the need for a sprinkler system."

 

"My neighbors claim that I've violated the
Neighborhood By-Laws by building the
Ark in my back garden and exceeding the height limitations. We had to go to the Local Planning Committee for a decision.
 

"Then the Local Council and the Electric Company demanded a boat load of money for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the
Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it."
 

"Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the Greater Spotted Barn Owl. I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no go!"



"When I started gathering the animals the ASPCA took me to court. They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They argued the accommodations were too restrictive, and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space."


"Then the Environmental Protection Agency ruled that I couldn't build the
Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood."


"I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew."


"Immigration are checking the Visa status of most of the people who want to work."


"The Trades Unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with ark-building experience."



"To make matters worse, the Internal Revenue Service seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species."


"So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this
Ark."


"Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky."

 
Noah looked up in wonder and asked,
"You mean you're not going to destroy the world?"


"No," said the Lord.
" The Government beat me to it."

 
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