Tuesday, February 7, 2017

WISDOM COMES, SOMETIMES TOO LATE ?

WH 

   
Great Wisdom!!


  


  At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell.





Someone had to remind me, 
So I'm reminding
 you, too. 
Don't laugh....
 It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50
 
Or being over 60
 
And
heading towards 
70 or beyond!


1.
 
Kidnappers are not very
 
Interested in you.


2.
 
In a hostage situation,
You are likely to be released first.
 

3.
 
No one expects you to run --
Anywhere.


4.
 
People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
 
'Did I wake you?'


5.
 
People no longer view you as a
 
Hypochondriac.


6.
 
There is nothing left
 
To learn the hard way.


7.
 
Things you buy now
     will
Never wear out.


8.
 
You can eat
 
Supper at 4 PM.


9.
 You can live without sex 
But not your glasses.


10.
 
You get into heated arguments
 
About pension plans.


11.
 
You no longer think of speed limits
 
As a challenge.


12.
 
You quit trying to hold
Your stomach in no matter who walks
 
Into the room.
 

13.
 
You sing along
 
With elevator music.


14.
 
Your eyes won't get
 
Much worse.


15
. 
Your investment in health insurance
 
Is finally beginning to pay off.


16.
 
Your joints are more
 accurate meteorologists 
Than the national weather service.


17.
 
Your secrets are safe with your friends
 
Because they can't remember them either.


18.
 
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
 
A manageable size.
 

19.
 
You can't remember
 
Who sent you this list.


And you notice these are all
 
In big print
 
For your convenience.
 



AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

Never, NEVER, NEVER
, 
Under any circumstances,
 
Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
 
The same night!
   


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